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Fun Real Estate Terms

Separating Truth from Fiction !

When you start visiting properties you may find words have more than one meeting:

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Spacious - average

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Charming - small

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Comfortable - very small

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Cozy - very, very small

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Low maintenance - no lawn

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Walk to stores - nowhere to park your car

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Prestigious - expensive

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Bright and sunny - Venetian blinds not included

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Townhouse - former tenement

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Modern - 30 to 40 years old

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Contemporary - at least 15 years old

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Sprawling ranch - inefficient floor plan

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Natural setting - forget about planting, the deer will eat everything

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Secluded setting - far away

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Executive neighborhood - high taxes

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Near houses of worship - fanatical denomination next door

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Park-like setting - a tree on the block

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Unaffected charm - needs painting

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Starter home - run down

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Hurry! Won't last - about to collapse

Here are a few of some funny videos we have seen about Real Estate Industry:

The "Cozy and Charming" Location Lady

One of the worst commercials we have seen!

Finding the Home that Fits You

 

 

Stay tuned ... there will be more posted in the future!

Have something funny (keep it clean please) you would like to see posted here? Send the link to mark@findinghomesforyou.com

 

Now everybody ... let's get back to searching for your dream home!

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Phone 636-386-0659

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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