Spacious - average
 

Charming - small
 

Comfortable - very small
 

Cozy - very, very small
 

Low maintenance - no lawn
 

Walk to stores - nowhere to park your car
 

Prestigious - expensive
 

Bright and sunny - Venetian blinds not included
 

Townhouse - former tenement
 

Modern - 30 to 40 years old
 

Contemporary - at least 15 years old
 

Sprawling ranch - inefficient floor plan
 

Natural setting - forget about planting, the deer will eat everything
 

Secluded setting - far away
 

Executive neighborhood - high taxes
 

Near houses of worship - fanatical denomination next door
 

Park-like setting - a tree on the block
 

Unaffected charm - needs painting
 

Starter home - run down
 

Hurry! Won't last - about to collapse